Dating jokes

It is good to know some dating jokes when you go to meet a person you like. A good sense of homour breaks the ice. Checked in practice!
 
 
Do you speak English? Crazy Arab
A funny dialog with an English speaking crazy Arab.
Impossible to Please
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
From A Mother With Love
Mother writes a letter to her son.
Electric Train
A tough son plays with his train.
Billing
A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party.
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Advantages Of Being A Woman
ABC's of ex girlfriends
Funny issues about the behavior of your ex.
A Really Bad Day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour.
101 Ways To Annoy People
Read these tips and you will definitely annoy the people easy.
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.
Two zebras pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?"
The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
Poor guy
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess.
New prefix bim
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix 'bim' could be used to create new words that describe them.
Glad to be drunk
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter.
Girls night out
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails.
Generous greedy lawyer
A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer.
Blonde paint job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
0 to 200 in 6 seconds
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed.
 
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