A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist's couch...
A guy interviewing for a railroad job
This guy was applying for a job as a flagman on the railroad.
A veterinarian went to see her doctor
A veterinarian was feeling ill and went to see her doctor. The doctor asked her all the usual questions about symptoms...
Train accident
A train smashed into a car and pushed it nearly four hundred yards down the track.
At a medical convention
A male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other.
Worried about getting seasick
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting real seasick.
The invisible man
A psychiatrist's receptionist comes in and says...
A grocery shop
A little old lady went to a grocery store...
A woman and a baby
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room.
Two priests on vacation
Two priests were going to Hawaii on vacation and decided that they would make this a real vacation by not wearing anything that would identify them as clergy...
The birthing class
It was the next to last session of the birthing class..
Joe and salesman
Joe was moderately successful in his career, but as he got older he was increasingly hampered by terrible headaches.
The latest weight loss program
This woman went to the doctor, wanting to find out about the latest weight loss program.
Going nuts
A doctor at an insane asylum, decided to take his inmates to a baseball game.
The young salesman
A keen country lad applied for a salesman's job at a city department store.
The death certificate
A defending attorney was cross examining a coroner.
KY Jelly
A nurse caring for a woman from Kentucky asked...
With a new elderly patient
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked...
An airplane pilot goes to Hell
An airplane pilot dies and goes to Hell...
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and take turns boasting of their adventures on the high seas.
Follow-up appointment
During a patient's two week follow-up appointment with his cardiologist, he informed his doctor that...
Four engines
An airplane was flying from LA to New York...
Big breaths
A nurse at the beginning of the shift places her stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient's chest wall.
The short runway
A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.
Sex with patients
A guy comes home from work feeling bad about the day's activities.
Preparing for a Mammogram
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Hospital charts
Actual writings on hospital charts.
A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination.
Shortly after the 911 emergency number became available...
Two factory workers
Two factory workers are talking.
Affair with dentist
Laura fell for her handsome new dentist like a ton of bricks.
A man wanted to become a monk
A man wanted to become a monk so he went to the monastery and talked to the head monk.
The dirtiest ankle
An elderly lady tripped and twisted her ankle and decided to visit the doctor.
Top 10 reasons to become a nurse
Top 10 reasons to become a nurse.
A doctor is going round
A doctor is going round the ward with a nurse and they come to the first bed where the chap is laying half dead.
Things you would NOT want to see happen at the ATM.
Checking account
A guy walks into a bank.
Our secretary
Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college.
Manager and engineer
A man flying in a hot air balloon realizes he is lost.
Cheap cruises
A man is walking down the street when he sees a sign in the window of a travel agency that says CRUISES - $100.
A farmer who raised watermelons
There was a farmer who raised watermelons.
A state trooper in Texas
Two guys are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper.
Heart transplant on an accountant
A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees.
A guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes
A police officer pulls over this guy who's been weaving in and out of the lanes.
Some professions
A psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.
The chief security guard
The company president called the chief security guard into his office.
A jury panel in a small town
A trial had been scheduled in a small town, but the court clerk had forgotten to call in a jury panel.
A matter of utmost urgency
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.
A man went to a lawyer seeking defense
A man who had been caught embezzling millions from his employer went to a lawyer seeking defense.
Men of science
German, British, Israeli scientists dug underground.
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