Famous people

Donald MacDonald
Donald MacDonald was admitted to Oxford University...
William Tell preparing a meal
William Tell was not only a great patriot and a great archer, he was also a great cook.
Four major forms of communication
Confucious once says...
A wonderful girl
A young gay man calls home and tells his Jewish mother that he has decided to go back into the closet because he has met a wonderful girl and they are going to be married.
First time with Tiger
A couple was on their honeymoon, lying in bed, about ready to consummate their marriage.
U2 concert in Ireland
Bono is at a U2 concert in Ireland when he asks the audience for some quiet.
Clinton's pearly gates clock
Hillary had an accident and an early demise.
Bruce Lee
What is Bruce Lee's favorite vegetable?
Michael Jackson and his wife
Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking out of the delivery room after his wife gives birth to their son.
Winston Churchill
A woman absolutely hated Winston Churchill.
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of the bushes...
Wives of 4 Presidents
The wives of four presidents and prime minister are talking together about how a penis is called in their language.
One day Superman was flying around and he saw Wonder Woman laying naked on the top of a building.
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth
The Pope and Queen Elizabeth were standing on a balcony beaming at thousands of people in the forecourt below.
Bill Gates's wife
What Bill Gates' wife says him when they make love?
Dracula's competition
Once upon a time Dracula decided to carry some sort of a competition to see which is the finest bat to stand on his side.
Bill Clinton
An official Gallup survey polled over 1000 women with the question...
Albert Einstein
When Albert Einstein was making the rounds of the speaker's circuit, he usually found himself eagerly longing to get back to his laboratory work.
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson on a camping trip
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip...
Nelson Mandela and a little Chinese man
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door.
Hillary Clinton's Home Town
Bill and Hillary Clinton are driving in the country near Hillary's hometown.
Sylvester, Arnold and Van Damme
Excited about his new project concept, a movie producer had called together several big name draws...
Moses meets George W
George W. Bush was out walking when he saw Moses.
O'Connell fell
O'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket.
Prince Charles was driving ...
Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favourite dog...
Sean Connery was interviewed ...
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson.
Bill Gates And God
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker.
Tiger Woods in Ireland
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.
Bill Gates died ...
Bill Gates died in a car accident.
Bill Gates meets his match
The following is a conversation overheard as Bill Gates was moving into his new house...
Intelligent people
While visiting England, George Bush is invited to tea with the Queen.
Mother Theresa and Princess Di
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven.
Beethoven's music
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later...
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