Dating jokes

Dictionary of dating #2
ATTRACTION... the act of associating horniness with a particular person.
Subjects for a date
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.
Blind dates
Blind dates are just plain scary, but it gets a lot worse when you meet them and discover they are far from even the most meager of hopes you had for them to be what you wanted.
10 simples rules for dating my daughter
A father wrote 10 rules for dating his daughter...
Dating an Asian person guide
You're out on a first date...
An excuse to leave
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
The hip dad
It's the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.
Grandmother's Dating Advice
There was a young virgin that was going out on a date for the first time and she told her grandmother about it.
Any Objections?
Brad had a blind date with Ashley for the prom.
Cheap date
Worried that his son was spending too much money on dates, Little Johnny's Father asked how much his last date had cost.
Three little words
The top 9 "Three little words" you don't want to hear on a first date.
The dating service
A girl went to a computer dating service and said she didn't care about looks, income or background.
A guy's blind date
Joe sets up Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of his.
Bad blind date
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
To get rid of blind dates
More Than 50 Ways To Get Rid Of Blind Dates.
Most embarrassing first date experience
Jay went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had.
Woman's phone calls
Two salesmen were writing up their orders when the conversation came around to last night's big date.
Succesful Date
Age and succesful date.
Dictionary of Dating
How attractive a given person appears to be is directly proportionate to how unattractive your date is.
Nice design
The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over.
The way you say it
It's not what you say, but the way you say it.
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