Cars jokes

Voice activated car radio
A lady bought a new $100,000 Mercedes and proudly drove it off the showroom floor to take home.
A breathalyzer test
A policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets.
A miracle
The parents of two boys went on a trip for the weekend with friends.
The speeding offensive
This Policeman pulled a car over and told the man driving that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone.
10 tips to make driving less boring.
The new BMW 645
An old man and the new BMW 645.
Two cab drivers
Two cab drivers met.
A stolen car
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.
A passenger in a taxi
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab.
A hobo comes up to the front door of a neat looking farmhouse...
The back seat
Junior had just received his brand new drivers license...
The conversation with a police officer
A man who is driving a car is stopped by a police officer.
Cadillac DeVille
A man and his wife were driving through country on his way from New York to California. Looking at his fuel gauge, he decided to stop at the next gasoline station and fill up.
A strange tree
A state trooper pulls over a car on a lonely back road and approaches the driver.
Two priests on a motorcycle
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle and were stopped by a policeman.
A Ferrari and a bike
There was an old man who always rode his bike to his brother's house every weekend. One day he tried to make it in 1 hour.
On the roundabout
Two pieces of string meet one day in the park...
A man was pulled over for speeding down the highway, the officer came to the drivers window and said...
Safe Driver Award
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over...
The stupid fellow
A guy was driving in some mountains and his car broke down.
A nervous old lady and a bus driver
A nervous old lady on a bus was made even more nervous by the fact that the driver...
The designated decoy
One night a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible DUI violations.
A wagonload
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn.
A big trouble-making truck driver
There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him...
Three large, leathered bikers
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three very large, leathered bikers walked in.
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