Nationality jokes

An Englishman, a Welshman and an Arabian in a bar
An Englishman, a Welshman and an Arabian are sitting in a bar.
A Japanese guy at Los Angeles International Airpor
A Japanese guy is at Los Angeles International Airport, waiting for his flight back home to Japan.
An american, a russian, and a dane are discussing
An american, a russian, and a dane was discussing the differences between their countries.
A Frenchman and an Italian next to an American
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas flight...
Nuns first Hot Dog
Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat.
Two Irish in the Sea
Two Irishmen were adrift in a life boat following a dramatic escape from a burning freighter.
An English prisoner and the Germans
An English prisoner of war was held by the Germans.
NASA and the Russians
When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.
McDonald's in New York City
A German tourist walks into a McDonald's in New York City and orders a beer.
An Irish man, a Mexican man, and an American man are sitting on the edge of a cliff.
Too much weight on the plane
A pilot makes an announcement to his passengers...
Asian Breasts
A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa.
Asian guy and black guy in locker room
A stereotypical black guy steps out of the shower in a college locker room.
A black man's walking thru the jungle...
The brewery presidents go out for a beer
After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
A Texan, a Californian,and a Coloradoan
There were three men in a bar.
Driving styles around the world
One hand on steering wheel, one hand out of window.
There is this good ol' barber in some city in the US.
Asian parent
How to be a perfect Asian parent.
A cool Asian
How to be a cool Asian?
Japanese, Indonesian, & Malaysian
Once upon a time three people were stranded out at sea.
Polish guy and black man
A 6'8", 280-pound black man walked into a bar, sat down next to a white guy.
Oriental porn
An oriental guy had just seen some western porn movies, a first in his lifetime.
Ways of Asians
You know you're Asian if...
The border between Poland and Russia
For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile.
Mexicans were in an open truck
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.
Tourist in China
An American tourist is visiting China.
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend.
Some pepper
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some pepper.
The most tactful people on Earth
Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English.
Changing emblem
The Australian liberal party announced today that they are changing their emblem.
German pen
I saw a pen in a store the other day.
A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier"
A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue.
A pollster was taking opinions
A pollster was taking opinions outside the United Nations building in New York City.
At the Russian War College
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer.
Skinny dipping
It was a hot day and a Hollywood star told a visiting Asian actor he knew of a secluded place where they can go skinny dipping.
Lost in fog
Three guys are in a plane, lost in fog, and they don't know where they are.
The car door
There was a Japanese, Hawaiian, and a Portuguese guy.
A very old Jewish man
In Jerusalem, a female journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray.
The superior culture
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture.
A bus stops and two Asian men get on.
Plane crash
There's a plane flying over the Atlantic, with six passengers.
The suspect bottle
An immigrant from Poland entered a New York City Police Precinct to report that his American wife was planning to kill him.
Staying power
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an Australian on an overseas flight.
A tourist from Bulgaria
A tourist from Bulgaria visited the United States on his first overseas trip.
An Asian man walks into the currency exchange...
Selling bananas
Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.
The ambassador's visit to Russia
The ambassador of a small African nation chanced to visit Russia, and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador.
A kilted Scotsman and tourists
A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a large amount of whisky at a local pub.
The French woman and the American
The only seat available on the train was directly adjacent to a well dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her dog.
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